Oh please

...really?! Have we not had enough of it yet, not enough fashion out there? Ugh.

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Jennifer Lawrence for Flare magazine cover and 

Bambi Northwood-Blyth for Oyster #92 by Bec Parsons

Barbietect

Next thing you know, she'll gain weight, post portraits of herself with arms crossed and a distant gaze, 'funny' portraits on bed and on a bike in an office, 

design boring minimalist interiors, slam fellow architects, apart from her architect-and-gay best friend doubling as husband, 
having a phd in architecture and still talk nonsense, calling herself a graphic and product designer too, 

wear all black with straight or 'kooky' hair cut and Camper shoes, and get that arrogant superiority attitude we all hate. 

Welcome Barbie the Architect!

Picture courtesy of Mattel 2011

Btw, can anyone tell me where to buy the fantastic pink foamcore?

Bamboo

You know when people leave a small child alone with a kitten and the cat ends up dying in the washer. That's what happened to my bamboo pen. All my fault. And my borderline ocd's.

Anyway, The Wacom estore turned out to have just the thing I need, even though its from an old model. And they're quite nice, sent me jellysweets as a thank you...awwww thank you!

Crack

Oh, Anna, let me help you with that...

Door jamb detail

- Hi.
-Oh hello...have we met?
-You ripped my Alberta Ferretti top the other day
-Have I...sorry about that...
- Fuck off.

Breathe in, breathe out

Gucci, you know I love you, but
if I see this outfit in one more editorial, I will scream!

Scratch!

Dear Dominic

I hope life treats you well. And that these gloves you designed, never make it to high street.
The only person that would wear these, is the love child of Madonna and Freddy Krueger.
But for as long as they let her adopt, that will not happen. So there.

with love
Muscovites sky

 

Dominic Jones gloves

Horsey

Proteus

Človéška ríbica, tudi močeríl ali próteus (znanstveno ime Proteus anguinus) je dvoživka, ki živi v podzemnih vodah Dinarskega krasa od porečja reke Soče pri Trstu v Italiji, preko južne Slovenije in jugozahodne Hrvaške do reke Trebišnice v Hercegovini.^[2] Je edini evropski predstavnik družine močerilarjev (Proteidae), edini predstavnik rodu Proteus in edini jamski vretenčar v Evropi. Preostalih šest predstavnikov družine uvrščamo v rod Necturus. Živijo na vzhodu ZDA, kjer naseljujejo površinske vode.(Wikipedia)


The olm, or proteus (Proteus anguinus), is a blind amphibian endemic to the subterranean waters of caves of the Dinaric karst of southern Europe. It lives in the waters that flow underground through this extensive limestone region including waters of the Soča river basin near Trieste in Italy, through to southern Slovenia, southwestern Croatia, and Herzegovina.^[2] The olm is the only species in its genus Proteus, the only European species of the family Proteidae, and the only European exclusively cave-dwelling chordate. The other six species live in the east part of USA, mostly in surface waters.
^(Wikipedia)

^{European / Slovenian species:}

^{and one of the six species that inhabit USA:}

Liam, oh Liam!

VS.

What is the difference between a bear and Liam Neeson?  - If you go to France you can get away from a bear!

What is the difference between a bear and Liam Neeson?  - Liam Neeson will talk to you on the phone before he kills you!

In a fight, who would win, Liam Neeson or a bear?  - Liam, because he's got a very particular set of skills; skills he had acquired over a very long career.

And here is a proof of Liam's double-faceness

Maškare No.2

So, for Pustni Torek/Pancake day (call it whatever you like) we went pub crawling (only made it to 3 places) ending up in Gala Hala, Metelkova for Carnival party. In the whole night we had 4 drinks for 8€ each (good, yes?), missed the applications for the best costume contest, danced to 90s dance and pop music, met loads of people and lost our voice and/or ability to get up and go to work. Best costumes of last night, according to my poor camera:

 

 Blue sheet brownface man

Golden glitter people from space

Bearded cardboard guitar man

  

  

Dark pancakes with writings on them

  

Black and white person with a stick

Short-sighted pirate impersonator

  

  

Green shiny sea people

Elephant man from the future

Sour cream and Mustard

 Pet molester

 Time traveller

 Hairy face baloon man

Maškare

This year me and my co-pilot decided to make our own costumes for the carneval (13th-17th feb.). Everyone is keep asking us if we're the couple of english pilots from 'Allo 'allo...no, we're not! We're just a regular couple of normal RAF pilots (Flight Lieutenant and Group Captain) from WW1 with fake moustache, ok?! And not just that, we even had our own royal couple with us!
Success? I think so!:)

Comic

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